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Sometimes I pretend to die in front of my pet to see how they would react

Expectation:

Reality:

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ahahahahahhahahahahaahha i’ve done this! XD

(Source: kush-kitty, via lmaogtfo)

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    ha, my dog is like that
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    My dog starts to cry. And then he bites me until I get off the ground. He kinda cares!
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    Expectativas Realidad
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    nooo mi kimba llora y se acerca y me lame, ayyy *-* jajaja
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